I saw someone join a facebook group today - "I will never cheat in a relationship." One of my favourite things about Facebook is how it can disguise how stupid people really are. It would be cool if these groups that people are becoming members of were actually real social clubs.
Hi my name is Jess and I’m a keen member of all sorts of different clubs. I’m very busy but I try to divide my time equally across all of my clubs. I have a pony and I’m a member of Pony Club, I read about 5 books a week as an eager member of Book Club. I’m a member of Fuck You He Was Mine First Bitch, that’s always a lot of fun, us girls get together and take turns in bringing baked treats. I’m also a member of the Golf club, I play golf every Sunday afternoon but sometimes it conflicts with my obligations to be at If a Girl Fucks She’s a Slut, if a Guy Fucks He’s a Hero Club which I’ve been a member of since I was seven. I go to the Soldiers Club once a week for dinner and I never miss a single club meeting of If You’re Going to Get Drunk, You Might as Well Get Completely Fucked Up, this one involves heavy binge drinking and sometimes we end up in hospital.
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