This is a little skit Tim Crocker (best guy) told me last night. Straight from his imagination and straight into my creative little writing hands! Both Tim and I see it as a cartoon, much in the same style of Seth Mac Farlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy. Let's begin.
1. EXT - NIGHT TIME - CITY STREETS
BATMAN is up to his usual crime-fighting activities, speeding down the busy city streets of LA in his gadget-laden Batmobile. You can see an array of bullets coming from the car full of criminals, they are bouncing straight off BATMAN'S bullet proof, sleek street machine. BATMAN laughs at his foes attempt to harm him before his Batmobile flies into the air and lands loud and heavily in front of the criminals vehicle, cornering them. Police cars swiftly arrive on the scene and arrest the criminals.
BATMAN is up to his usual crime-fighting activities, speeding down the busy city streets of LA in his gadget-laden Batmobile. You can see an array of bullets coming from the car full of criminals, they are bouncing straight off BATMAN'S bullet proof, sleek street machine. BATMAN laughs at his foes attempt to harm him before his Batmobile flies into the air and lands loud and heavily in front of the criminals vehicle, cornering them. Police cars swiftly arrive on the scene and arrest the criminals.
2. EXT - NIGHT TIME - SUPERMARKET
After a heavy night, an exhausted BATMAN parks his car in the supermarket car park and walks in.
After a heavy night, an exhausted BATMAN parks his car in the supermarket car park and walks in.
BATMAN
Good evening Mr Jones.
MR JONES
Oh hi Batman. Just the usual?
BATMAN
Yeah thanks.
MR JONES packs up a bottle of whiskey and a packet of cigarettes as BATMAN pays. Outside in the carpark a lady finishes putting her groceries into the back of her car and as she turns away the shopping trolley starts rolling. It picks up speed and runs straight into the Batmobile parked near by. BATMAN wanders out of the store to his vehicle.
BATMAN (annoyed)
Oh for fucks sake.
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